Our official (and long-standing) menu is as follows. These are the items that have proved successful with our customers in the past, and in some cases been suggested by them. Note that this is our postal menu. You can't order these through the site yet. See the FAQ.

  • Spicy Aardvark
  • Crunchy Hedgehog
  • Sliced Armadillo
  • (Tuna-friendly) Dolphin

In addition, from time to time we have one-off (sometimes literally - do you know how difficult it is to get two portions off micro-plankton ?) specials, which if they prove popular are added to the regular menu. And we're always ready to listen to new ideas. Bear in mind though that to be a permanent feature of the menu there has to be some chance of a regular source of supply AND we don't deal in endangered species.

Note that due to a few short term problems with government import regulations the availability of some of the items above is a bit restricted at the moment. E-mail for details.

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